warriormale:

tupacabra:

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love these guys

Fighters love to show affection.

Eros Drives them to do it.

They see the Manliness in another figher and just can’t help hugging him.

Eros is the love of Manliness produced and nurtured by Fighting.

WarriorMale

g0m:
“Comic: Jojo part 5 present day
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g0m:

Comic: Jojo part 5 present day

sarcoprion-edax:

papasmoke:

2020 Presidential Candidates

Republicans:

Ted Cruz

Richard Spencer

Corpse of Joseph McCarthy

Ann Coulter

The entire Band of Slayer

Tim Allen

Clone of Ronald Reagan that has been growing in a vat for 35 years on the secret core world of Byss (US Territory)

Democrats:

Elon Musk (Will die in tragic explosion of Space X rocket he planned to announce campaign from)

Preserved Brain and Nervous System of Bernie Sanders

Mitt Romney

A Stale Saltine Cracker

Finis Valorum

Bill Clinton (Write In)

Richard Nix-Bot 2000

Libertarian Party:

Joe Rogan

Sentient Amazon Attack Drone

Recently de-thawed Neolithic Caveman who has seen brilliance of the Free Market

Jeff Bezos (will be killed during primary debate by Amazon Drone)

Joe Biden (Got confused and signed up for wrong party)

J.K. Rowling

Green Party:

A critically endangered Pygmy Hog (will be shot and eaten raw on live TV by Tucker Carlson)

Dick Cheney

American Communist Vanguard Party:

Jeb! Bush

Ronald Reagan announces his campaign from the seat of his flagship, the Eclipse.

magiashley:

relishboi:

lmaonade:

is there any beverage better than sanpellegrino 

dr pepper

Dr. Pepper. The famous 23 flavor soda, has a lot of spinoff products, such as Diet Dr. Pepper. That’s not the topic here today. No we’re not talking about Diet Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce. But what we are talking about, is hot Dr. Pepper. That’s right, hot Dr. Pepper was originally introduced in the 1960’s as a winter beverage. Here’s some advertisements from the 1960’s showing about about Hot Dr. Pepper. However, it was short lived. But you still don’t believe me? You think this is a joke? Just go to the facts and questions article on the Dr. Pepper website. Anyway, I’m going to teach you how to make it. All you need is a Dr. Pepper; a can or bottle will be fine. And just proceed to open it, but DONT blow it up like I did. Cuz’ you know, Bad Dr. Pepper right there. Anyway, you want to heat up a pan, or anything, and just pour a little Dr. Pepper in there, as much as you want. Alright, and as soon as we did that,  we’re gonna take a lemon and a knife and make a small slice, and then put it into the glass that you’re gonna puor the hot Dr. pepper in. When the Dr. Pepper starts sizzling or steaming up… That’s it. Just take it off, and pour it in your glass. And if you’re using a glass glass glass made of glass like I am, put it very slowly. Like, wait five seconds between each… Each spill, so it doesn’t melt, cus you know, when glass melts… Glass… yeah. Also if you try this at home, and your lemon makes a popping bubble, comment or like, heh, cuz you know, thumbs up for that. Just some more footage of the popping lemon… Yeah, and basically, this is hot Dr. Pepper. It tastes just like Dr. Pepper, only it’s hot, kind of like tea. Brings out the cherry flavor. Little carbination, and I’ll see you next time. Later!

ewanenoellav:

a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen

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